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*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
[Dramatic music]
Me: *Sneezes*
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Titly Title...: prinzessinfantaghiro: I hope... →
prinzessinfantaghiro: I hope someone informed Lord Selwyn that his daughter has actually not been killed in a gruesome way. Maybe Brienne wrote him a letter like: Dear Dad, Remember how you got a demand for a ransom from this Hoat/Locke guy? And how he then decided to not take your gold…
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Not only is Natalie Dormer THE Queen, now she is also THE woman.
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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
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When I'm On An Interview And They Ask Why They...
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“Nobody tucking fucks with my fucking brother.”
– My wonderful sister + autocorrect
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iszoi: i just realized that the random chick who kisses Steve in captain america, is Natalie Dormer, aka Margaery from GoT. ffs that movie has thorin, dobby, elrond, clara oswald, caesar flickerman and apparently Margaery Tyrell.
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chromatacia: So I’m really obsessed with House Martell but I don’t know why and I’m still only like 3/4 through Game Of Thrones and I just want to skip to the parts with Martells because that’s what all these tests say my house is (I actually get Stark but I abandoned Stark because no one believes you, its like being a Gryffindor…although I’m a Ravenclaw, but you get what I’m saying). so is...
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