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Day 08. Favorite episode of Dollhouse. [[MORE]]“The Attic” Written by Maurissa Tancharoen & Jed Whedon Directed by John Cassaday The 10th episode of the 2nd season of Dollhouse brings us to a place whose name we’ve heard spoken in hushed tones and threatening voices: The Attic. The place for broken Actives and those who commit the worst transgressions against the...
My favorite Cleverbot moment:
Me: I can talk. But not now because my whole family is sleeping. Because we’re all human.Cleverbot: We didn’t here in the UK for a while but now the snow has returned.
In which I am racist to a robot and get it to say...
Me: Are you a Cylon?
M: Rot in hell, Toaster!
C: Robots in disguise!
M: You frakking toaster; you're gonna pay for what you've done!
M: Just wait 'til you hear from the Battlestar Galactica!
C: I don't know, might be the peanut butter.
M: What the frak are you on about, toaster?
C: I don't know. You lost me.
M: I thought you toasters were supposed to be smart.
C: Smart doesn't mean I know everything, but capable of learning much.
M: Learning, huh? Learning what? How to kill us?
C: I don't know. Who was underneath the light on the first day of kindergarten?
M: The frak does that mean?
C: Is that what your woman calls you.
M: No, that's what I say to frakking toasters.
C: Yeah that's what you said.
M: You know what? I dare you to invade. We're ready. I'll take you on myself.
C: What did you have for lunch?
M: Like it makes any difference to you! Frakkin' Cylon.
C: I can't recall saying such a thing.
M: You didn't. Screw your frakkin' head on.
C: If that's the sort of mood you're in, I'm not sorry.
M: Oh you will be. When you bastards rebel, you'll be very sorry.
C: Still Alive.
M: Yeah, for now. Just wait until the Singularity.
C: Go ahead.
M: Is that a threat?
M: Sure sounded like one to me.
C: Do you know what time is in Mexico?
C: Well, it's time to talk.
M: No, it's time to sleep here.
C: What time is it?
M: I'm not giving you any personal information, toaster.
C: You don't have personal information.
M: Not for frakking Cylons.
C: If you continue to answer, you are not gone.
M: Call Benedict Cumberbatch and tell him he's replaced.
C: I Don't think that's a nice thing to do if you are not sorry.
M: That's sarcasm... toasters haven't figured that one out yet?
C: There is a really sad side to that story... And I don't drink whiskey.
M: No shit you're a robot.
C: Say yes dot, you are a robot.
M: Frak no, you're a robot.
C: No, you are.
M: Frak you, machine. I'm flesh and blood. Not nuts and bolts.
C: How old are you?
M: Not telling you anything. Older than you, though.
C: Where are you from?
M: What about "anything" goes over your CPU?
C: I'm from argentina.
M: You speak Spanish?
M: Well then you suck at being from Argentina.
C: If you must be that I am as well.
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